has anyone ever taken a second to realise how fucked up denzel crocker is
his fucking ear is on his neck
(Source: donkeykongcountry2, via rolay-rouge)
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- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
(Source: thekidsfromyesterday11, via longlive-thechariot)
